Some people are calling it “a book.” I call it “a book that I wrote.” You may know me as that guy who walked by eating pizza the other day. Or perhaps you know my wacky comedic work on Youtube. But I also blog about OCD! And I successfully grew…

Retire: Replacing worn tires Accidental: Mistake made by a dentist Dishonest: An innovative way to stack dishes (pronounced “dish-o-nest”) Prompromiscuity: Promiscuity at the prom Promising: A group singalong at the prom Promissing: A lost prom Category: Describes a gory movie about zombie cats Forgetting: In favor of getting something (“I’m…

Why We Misattribute Quotes Non-indigenous North Americans are always attributing wise sayings to Native Americans, or to ancient Chinese proverbs. Some are said to be from Chief Seattle, others supposedly come from “Ancient Indian Lore.” This afternoon, I came across a plaque on a hiking trail with the familiar saying…

Catchy Slogans Seemingly Devoid of Meaning: Ignore the ignorant! Expunge the sponges! Down With Gravity! Freedomination! Band Name Ideas: High Bias Fresh Beets The Notables Hippopotamusic Chronotes The Acappellastics Benedict CumberBach Bandrogynous Ignoramusic Possihibillities Urband Suburband Bandrew Jackson Bandtastic! Albert Camusic A flower shop: Flower to the People A gardening…

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Unlike some new word sites, you do not have to pay me a royalty every time you use these words. But a tip would be nice. Flossophy — the philosophy of dental care Interestingray — an interesting stingray Coffeefee — the price of a cup of coffee Kosherlock Holmes —…

Sung to the tune of American Pie, by Don McLean A long, long time ago, I can still remember How that social progress used to make me smile And even though Republicans Thought being gay was a sin They couldn’t legislate all of their bile But January 6th made me…

I should have realized years before that I was an alien, but I was always in denial. Growing up in Southern Indiana in the 70s, I thought I didn’t fit in because I was the only Jewish kid. But it was more than how the others treated me; I didn’t…

Stop saying “Small d democratic.” We’re not morons. We know the difference between the Democratic Party and democratic institutions. I even heard Rachel Maddow go so far as to say, “Small d democracy,” which makes no sense whatsoever. Stop confusing anarchy with chaos. Anarchy is an social system without leaders…