Four Random Acts of Language Cruelty
2 min readApr 18, 2024
New definitions…
- Dogmatic: An automatic response from a dog, such as wagging the tail when you say “treat.”
- Catalog: The cat’s favorite scratching post.
- Caravan: A car dressed up to look like a van.
- Example: Formerly ample, now not enough.
- Fungus: Uncle Gus… he is so much fun.
