Why IBM Can Never Be Taken Seriously

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What’s up with corporate names? Are they taunting us with their inappropriateness? If you don’t believe there’s a conspiracy to humiliate themselves or to test our ability to notice bizarre word choices, please consider the following:

• IBM — Oh really? You BM? Do I have to know how proud you are about your Bowel Movements?
• Seimans — Was this name designed to cause middle…