Resently, the SEE key on my MakBook stopped working. This is annoying, but it kould have been worse. As you kan see, a ‘k’ or an ‘s’ is easily substituted, and for more formal kommuniation, I have taken to kopying and pasting the letter SEE. This takes up a bit…

An apple always appreciates anything advertised as “Astronomical!” Bees basically break beauty basics because bees behave badly. Can cream cheese cure cancer? Definitely don’t do Daddy’s dirty deeds. Every enchanted egg entering elementary education eventually earns enlightenment. Finnegan freezes fish farts for fun. Great God girl! Granny’s grown gigantic gonads! …

The GPS monitor dug into his ankle and it hurt, all day. Thomas figured out a way to fall asleep with it, but by morning the black metal box with its flashing red and green lights had twisted around and it felt like someone had spent the night quietly sawing…

Commitment Before I can commit, I’ve gotta know: Are you one of those people who die? You know the type - They’re alive, doing things and then one day something happens And they die. Because if you’re going to just die What’s the point in doing anything with you? I mean, I won’t be able to reminisce…

Hi. My role models are epiphytes. You know, those plants that grow without soil. They just absorb sunlight, moisture from the air and they don’t really bother anybody. They give us oxygen. And they hurt no one. The rest of us do harm just by existing. We kill & eat…

Why stop at exclamation points when there are so many more possibilities? Like … Expiration point: ⚘ You have to use this one quickly because it expires. Use it in sentences such as: “The bread will soon be too moldy to eat⚘” or “We only have a few summers left…

I have checked, and Google returns zero results for the promising titles of these self-help books, which you are now free to write & make a million dollars: “How to Make Your House Ugly” “Surgical Enhancements to Your Organs” “How to Write Silent Music” “How to Embezzle From the Police…