Yet More Virgin Googlisms

The Internet Proves that My Thoughts are Original

Here are my recent Google search results:

Your search — Dr. Brupplesnype!!! — did not match any documents.

No results found for “Please put air holes in my box”.

No results found for “Toothpaste is not ok to eat”.

No results found for “which septuagenarian should I vote for?”.

No results found for “why people in their 70s should keep running the country”.

No results found for “When I turn 70 I want to rule the world”.

No results found for “I will have to poop tomorrow”.

No results found for “I am not a brain floating in a bottle”.

No results found for “hopscotch hurts my teeth”.

It looks like there aren’t any great matches for your search “nobody will sit on my head”

No results found for “bring cheese to the office”.

It looks like there aren’t any great matches for your search “regarding your epiphany”

No results found for “hair is sometimes made of cake”.

No results found for “I am vegetarian in between meals”.

No results found for “We support peace in between wars”.

No results found for “Trump supporters are thoughtful and articulate”.

No results found for “Gringo-go dancers”.

No results found for “The Ramones are not the greatest band ever”.

but…

About 7 results for “The Beatles are not the greatest band ever”.

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