Wordiliciousness

Daisybrain
3 min readJul 8, 2024
Copyright 2024 Daisybrain

Word Advice

  • If you don’t want to be angry, then don’t drink a beverage.
  • If you’re tired of being sick, then stay away from a sycamore tree.
  • If you don’t know where the fuse box is, you are confused.
  • If you’re already tired, why would you ever want to be retired?
  • If you don’t want to give away your money after you die, instead of a will, make out a won’t.
  • If you understand something too much, you are overstanding it.

Wordo Questions

  • I keep seeing these signs telling me to shop lo-cal, but what if i’m not trying to lose weight?
  • Are the presents that we got in the past now pasts and can you get a present in the future? Because a future present sounds tense.
  • If you could tell time, what would you tell it?
  • When they ship Styrofoam peanuts, do they add more Styrofoam peanuts to protect them?
  • Don’t you first have to lax before you can relax?
  • Do people named Nick freak out when asked what their Nick name is?
  • Do people who’s grandmas are named Anna call them Anna Gram?
  • If you are planning to take a trip to the country of Ghana the next day, do you say, “Here today…

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Daisybrain
Daisybrain

Written by Daisybrain

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