Water Dogs available for preorder!
Water Dogs, the most important book of the next 10 million years, is now available for pre-order! And you have choices!
- Avoid giving Jeff Bezos any money and click here to pre-order the print version from Barnes & Noble!
- Avoid avoiding giving money to Jeff Bezos and click here to pre-order from Amazon!
- Avoid print all-together and click here to pre-order the Kindle ebook!
Three choices for your three personalities.
By pre-ordering Water Dogs, you are supporting an independant author’s chocolate habit. And you just may be saving the universe from total destruction. Maybe.
So please take the Water Dogs plunge and pre-order your copy today! And if you aere reading this after the pre-order date of August 1, 2025, then just go ahead and order the book and be the envy of your friends and neighbors. Then, order more copies and give them to your friends and neighbors.
In Water Dogs, you will encounter space travel, time travel, a sentient rock, haggis and the Ramones. And every word is true (individually, but not necessarily in the order presented in Water Dogs).
