Tweet It

Oct 23, 2020

By unpopular demand, here are the lyrics to my Tweet it Video, which has received over 1 million views*:

We all know you’re not the real President here

More people would have voted for Sonny and Cher

The rot is in your brain and Fox News in in your ear

So Tweet it, just tweet it.

We never wanted you to run and you have such a tiny hand

You imbecilic immature pathetic loser man

You just want to play golf and break every law you can

So tweet it, but your grammar’s so sad

Just tweet it, tweet it

Everyone wants you defeated

Showin’ your base is just the alt right

You’re gonna leave the country in the middle of the night

Just tweet it,

Just tweet it

The libs out to get you, better leave while you can

Your father never loved you, You’re not a real man

Your wife won’t sleep with you, You fuck the country while you’re sitting on the can

So tweet it, just tweet it

You pretend you’re tough but you’re really quite scared

You’re playin’ with our lives, and there’s Covid in the air

They’ll laugh at you, won’t vote for you,

You don’t have a prayer

So tweet it, but you want to be bad