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Some Important Suggestions to Fix English & Time
Tuesday is well named because it sounds like “Twosday,” and it’s the 2nd day of the week. All the days should be numerically named:
Onesday, Twosday, Threesday, Foursday, Fivesday, Sixesday, and Sevensday
I speak as a former 2nd grade teacher and as a former child. It would make it much easier to learn. We should also rename the months:
Oneary, Twoary, Threeary, Fourary… all the way to twelveary.
(The suffix -ary means like or connected to.)
While we are on time, a day should contain some reasonable number of hours, like 10 — just make them longer — and an hour should contain 50 or 100 minutes. Same for seconds in a minute. The hardest thing in the world to teach 2nd graders is how to tell time. We should simplify it to fit nicely into our base 10 system.
Another possibility would be to have time & geometry work together; an hour would contain 360 minutes and a minute would be divided into 360 seconds. Either that, or an hour should have pi*r squared minutes.
We talk about birthdays, but speak of anniversaries of someone’s death. We should just say, “deathday.”
The word pornography comes from the Greek, porne (harlot) and graphos(writing) and literally means, “writing about harlots.”…
