Questions Only I Dare to Ask

• Do you spend your day off in your Day Off’ice?
• When your strained peas are out of control, do you restrain them?
• Should criminals with bad breath be given Punish Mints?
• If Trump “wins” the election do we call democracy Demockery?
• If you were Type A in Taipei would you drink Chai Tea in Thai Chi?
• Before you can tend to something don’t you have to first pretend to it?
• Isn’t the Post Office wherever you go when you leave the Office?
• If the Simpsons included a song about a car, would it be a cartoon cartune?
• Shouldn’t we call adding cream to coffee creamation?
• Do you think that people who work in a tire stores look forward to retiring?

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