Pun Krock
Only for Krunk Pockers…
Pretty Valium
(Sung to the tune of the Sex Pistols’ Pretty Vacant)
There’s no use in aspirin, you’ll get no relief
Valium’s the one that you’ve gotta believe
If you cannot reason & it’s all too much
You’ll feel much better — take Valium for lunch
If you feel shitty
And not so pretty
Take Valium…
And you won’t care!
…
Buy Some Gloves
(Sung to the tune of Black Flag’s Rise Above)
It’s really cold outside!
Buy some gloves, we’re gonna buy some gloves
My hands have no place to hide
Buy some gloves, we’re gonna buy some gloves
Put ’em in my pockets but it’s no use
Buy some gloves, we’re gonna buy some gloves
My hands can’t take this abuse!
Buy some gloves, we’re gonna buy some gloves
We Are Tired Of Cold Hands!
Try To Warm Them, You Understand!
…
I Love a Soda Machine
(Sung to the tune of the Ramones’ I Love Her So)
I met her at the Burger King
Fell in love with a soda machine
Soda tastes so good goin’ down,
Coca-cola all around
Then we went down to Cola Island
With Mr. Pibb and Dr. Wham
I dropped a quarter in her slot
She dispenses my sweet pop, alright, oh yeah
Oh, oh, I love a soda –
Oh, oh, I love a soda –
Oh, oh, I love a soda machine!
…
California Pfür die Reichen (California for the Rich)
(Sung to the tune of the Dead Kennedys’ California Uber Alles)
I am Governor Gaven Newsom
Fossil fuel is not so gruesome
I live in a palace with gates
Covid power will soon go ‘way
And that is just my way to say
I will eat at the French Laundry
Later on I will say sorry
later on I will say sorry!
California pfür die reichen
California pfür die reichen
California pfür die reichen
California pfür die reichen
