New Words for Old

Slight misspellings can create a new world of words. It’s like the genetic mutations that make evolution possible. So, here’s to the evolution of the language:

• Independance: A solo dance
• Burgerlar: A hamburger thief
• Berried Treasure: A delicious berry-filled dessert
• Our taxes pay for school textbooks made in Texas, often with an anti-science, anti-historical reality bent. This is fitting since “T-E-X-A-S” is made out of our “T-A-X-E-S,” with a very slight rearrangement of letters. Add just one little ‘s’ and you get Texass, which is how the state behaves politically.
• Correspondance: A dance correspondence
• Intellicent: A sentient penny… it’s coming.
• Facebloke: A faster way of referring to a Facebook friend
• Presidented: When the President’s car hits your car, it becomes presidented.
• Tryangle: An angle that’s really trying.
• Cansir: The formal way to address male cancer.

New Meanings For Old:

Contemplate: A thoughtful plate

From now on, pooping is called uneating.

The term “undead” should apply to all living things. And, you can call the dead “unliving”.

Lexicon Artist: One who deceives through language