New Definitions! (or “Nude Effin-itions”!)

I can’t help it. I think about words all the time. Here are some new definitions, new words, and new thoughts on words:

Enormouse: a giant mouse
Carpet: a dog that likes to ride in a car
Crumpet: a dog who eats crumbs off the floor
Hopen: to open with hope
Hey, you “i before e” people: Explain “Weird Science”!
Direction: an erection that has died
Catastrophy: A fancy trophy cat
Partea: a faster way of writing “tea party”
Coughee: What happens to you when you drink your coffee the wrong way (or, it’s the person who is coughed upon)
Chocolate: When you are late because you are home eating chocolate
Zebra: a striped bra

Here are some animal combinations that I am working on in my lab:

Kangarooster
Hippopotamouse
Chimpanzeebra

These two are animal-fruit combinations:

Camellon
Porcupineapple

Ever play the game “Fat Cat”? Some call it “Hinky Pinky,” though I do not know why. It goes like this: You take turns thinking of a rhyming adjective/noun and then give a clue to the other person to guess. So, one person…