More Google Virgins!

Here are some things never before said on the internet! I call them Google virgins:

“I left my phlegm there”

“Nobody will eat my toes”

“Strange that the internet knows nothing”

“String is an American treasure”

“Pizza should not be policed”

“I want to sing of pancakes”

“Too many people like my testicles”

“Bok choy is something to eat”

“Masks make me look pretty”

“My blood has been thinned with turpentine”

“Too many people remember to flush”

“Trucks stop for kittens” (sad emoji face)

But also:

“Truck stop for kittens”

“The dead kennnedys were not a band”

“Wash your hair with shame”

“Challenging times require complacency”

“Pianos are the flutes of tomorrow”

“Remember your savings bank”

“Don’t remember your savings bank”

“Kidneys surprise me”

“Let me nibble on your soul”

“I have misplaced my genitals”

This one gets one:

“Tangerines are people”

When I first searched the following phrase in 2020 it got no results, now it gets 2. What does this portend?

“Penguins are your masters”

When I posted this phrase in 2020 it stood alone on the internet. A year later, three other sites include the phrase:

“People remember pencils”

And this one has 4,310 entries:

“Death is not all it’s cracked up to be”

So… what does all of this tell us about our culture? Probably lots, but what I take away is that there is still room for original thought in 2021!