Learn Englisch the EZ Whey

Daisybrain
2 min readFeb 29, 2024
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Here are some common English antonyms:

  • Introspective/Extrospective
  • Overlay/Underlay
  • Holiday/Holinight
  • Easter/Wester
  • Aftermath/Beforemath
  • Onto/Underto
  • Bigamist/Smallamist
  • Overture/Underture
  • Interpolate/Interpoearly
  • Carjack/Carjill
  • Constant/Prostant
  • Outright/Outleft
  • Woman/Wowoman
  • Deliver/Despleen
  • Stoplight/Stopheavy
  • Intelligent/Intellilady
  • Recipe/Recipoo
  • Flamboyant/Flamgirlant
  • Enterprise/Outerprise
  • Cataract/Dogaract

The following words and definitions are real, because I am typing them:

  • When you use shampoo, you are the shampee
  • Insubordination: Ordaining a priest in a submarine
  • Incarcerated: When they lock up your car
  • When you remove a tampon, it’s tampoff.
  • Before you tend to anything you must…

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