Latest Releases from the Department of New Definitions

1. Retire: Replacing worn tires
2. Accidental: Mistake made by a dentist
3. Dishonest: An innovative way to stack dishes (pronounced “dish-o-nest”)
4. Prompromiscuity: Promiscuity at the prom
5. Promising: A group singalong at the prom
6. Promissing: A lost prom
7. Category: Describes a gory movie about zombie cats
8. Forgetting: In favor of getting something (“I’m all forgetting cheeseburgers!”)
9. Bandaid: from Danté: “A bandaid all hope ye who enter here with a boo-boo.”
10. Explain: Formerly plain… now fancy!

Some more Wordiferous Wanderings:

• Ponderance, as in I pose this question for your ponderance….
• Wordiferous, like vociferous, but can be silent & must involve many words….
• Particularity, a specific, unique idea or thing….
• Particurarity, a rare particularity….
• Farticulate, to emphasize a spoken point with a fart….
• Chocollate (from chocolate + collate), to organize your chocolates…. (as distinct from chocolatte, a delicious coffee drink)
• Napocalypse, a disastrous nap that…