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Google-Free Sentences
1 min readNov 18, 2024
The following phrases and sentences have never been written in any document that is accessible to the internet… until now.
“man replaces brain with toaster oven”
“why wings can fly”
“elon musk does not control donald trump”
“stop the steel iron frying pans”
“my toy is not your plaything”
“america will be just fine under trump”
“my skin tastes like cardamom”
“cheese is not intelligent”
“Which utility company do i pay my air bill to?”
“pancakes know the truth”
“the people in my head play checkers”
“Is it normal for me to have three arms?”
“A lot of people live on my roof”
“I don’t care much for pickleball”
“there are people in my backyard with no eyelids”
“My doctor has a good sense of direction”
“pickleball is not stupid”
“people who watch football games are not dumbfuck losers”
