Funny Things Kids Have Said
1 min readSep 4, 2020
These are actual quotes from kids, from kindergarten to 2nd grade, in classes that I’ve taught.
“when my great great great great great grandfather was alive… before there were kids in the world”
“You have a para (educator) because you can’t say ‘no’.”
“Zach put yarn up his nose!”
“The statue of delivery”
“Nobody likes me anymore, just because I’m stupid.”
“Are you a regular person, or Jewish?”
“organizement”
“My life is over. My life has always been over. I just never realized it.”
“Tristan called me a sicko just because I ate lipstick!”
“I’m going to call your wife and tell her I’m your daughter from your other family.”
