Desperately Important New Words and Thoughts from Daisybrain
Unlike some new word sites, you do not have to pay me a royalty every time you use these words. But a tip would be nice.
Flossophy — the philosophy of dental care
Interestingray — an interesting stingray
Coffeefee — the price of a cup of coffee
Kosherlock Holmes — The Israeli version of the BBC series
Homicider — Cider so good you’d kill for it
Peter Pancake — The name I would give my pancake restaurant
Crust Station — The name I would give my seafood-themed pizza restaurant
Zombieber — What I would call Justin Bieber, were he to become one of the undead. Or, perhaps the name for a very devoted fan.
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The following phrases, in quotation marks to preserve their integrity, receive no Google hits, as of this writing:
- “I am a sentient cauliflower”
- “Nobody wore my pants”
- “The human butt is highly intelligent”
- “Keanu Reeves knows how to act” (Full disclosure, it gets one hit, but the page is no longer up)
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Desperately Important Questions (DIQ):
- Is there a Katmandon’t for those who don’t like Katmandu?
- What happens if your conjoined twin is convicted of murder and gets the death sentence?
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