Comedy! Because I say it is!

3 min readNov 24, 2023

Fresh brain squeezings from daisybrain:

a wacky comedian plies his trade
Comedy, copyright 2023 Daisybrain

I heard Instagram is going to to change the name of their app in the United States to Instaounce.

If you go on a second quest, it’s a request

If I had a sock store, I would call it This Store Socks Bigtime.

I don’t see why wreckless driving is a bad thing. I appreciate not having wrecks.

Why is a near hit called a near miss?

Mastering Social Media: I have been gluing farm animals and pets together to create adorable viral videos. My pets are specially bred by Instagram geneticists to look extra cute but have no functioning legs, so they are easier to pose. I also trained my pet capybara to “rescue” my toddler child from a waterfall. It took a few tries, and I went through a few children and capybaras, but it made a great video. So many likes!

The Internet: How slow was the early internet, you ask? In the mid-90s, when you wanted to look at a picture on your desktop computer, you’d click on a file name and the dial-up modem would send a request to a sketch artist who would ride a donkey to your house in a week or two and draw you the requested picture with a charcoal pencil.

Observation: It is the job of humans to put things up on surfaces above the floor and it is the job of…