Blow Your Mind with these Totally Random Blog Post Items

Catchy Slogans Seemingly Devoid of Meaning:

• Ignore the ignorant!
• Expunge the sponges!
• Down With Gravity!
• Freedomination!

Band Name Ideas:

• High Bias
• Fresh Beets
• The Notables
• Hippopotamusic
• Chronotes
• The Acappellastics
• Benedict CumberBach
• Bandrogynous
• Ignoramusic
• Possihibillities
• Urband
• Suburband
• Bandrew Jackson
• Bandtastic!
• Albert Camusic
• A flower shop: Flower to the People
• A gardening store: Mulch Ado Abut Nothing. When it goes out of business, I’ll put up a big sign that says, “I don’t get out mulch anymore.”
• A canning factory: Yes, We Can
• A lute store: Abso-Lutely
• A nail salon: Stand By Your Manicure

Thankfully, that’s all for now. Be sure to subscribe to my poetry blog: Withered Stumps of Time.