Catchy Slogans Seemingly Devoid of Meaning:
- Ignore the ignorant!
- Expunge the sponges!
- Down With Gravity!
Band Name Ideas:
- High Bias
- Fresh Beets
- The Notables
- The Acappellastics
- Benedict CumberBach
- Bandrew Jackson
- Albert Camusic
- A flower shop: Flower to the People
- A gardening store: Mulch Ado Abut Nothing. When it goes out of business, I’ll put up a big sign that says, “I don’t get out mulch anymore.”
- A canning factory: Yes, We Can
- A lute store: Abso-Lutely
- A nail salon: Stand By Your Manicure
Thankfully, that’s all for now. Be sure to subscribe to my poetry blog on Substack: Withered Stumps of Time.