Answers and Questions, by Daisybrain

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Question: What does it all mean?
Answer: Nothing

Here are some more indispensable truths and quintessential queries to live your life by.

• You can poop your way out of any situation.
• Only listen to music that has not yet been written.
• Is it pronounced tinnitus or tinnitus?
• Your imagined needs are more important than the alleged “emergencies” that other so-called “people” are having.
• Memes are your best source of opinion-reinforcing news, because there’s no pesky editorial board checking out their sources or conclusions.
• Why is every murder reported as a “brutal murder”? What would a non-brutal murder look like?
• If the cops come after you, why would you “book it” if you are trying to avoid being “booked” and having the book thrown at you?
• Invent an avocado affogato and your life will have meaning.
• Anything that floats on water while on fire is flamboyant.
• My doctor told me to hydrate, but I’m a carbon-based life-form, so I carbohydrated, with donuts.
• When you understand something too much, you are overstanding it.
• Don’t you first have to lax before you…