A Daisybrain Post You Must Read

Daisybrain
7 min readSep 18, 2023

by esotERICa

Good product names:

A line of teas …

Humili-Tea
Improprie-Tea
Intellectuali-Tea
Irresistibili-Tea
Electrici-Tea
Humani-Tea
Trus-Tea

I shall invent an absurdist style of music full of existential dread. And I shall call it Albert Camusic.

Peter Pancake — The name I would give my pancake restaurant

Bad Product Names:

A line of teas …

Tea-Pee
Tead Off
Incompatabili-Tea
Ethnocentrici-Tea
Tea-Thing
Abduct-Tea
Indic-Tea
Arres-Tea
Ampu-tea

My hair salon shall be called Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow.

Neologisms:

Elevenative: follows tentative
Harmoney: Money that comes from harm
Euphivia is one better than euphoria
Some syllables are only just possyllable
Sateheavy: a heavy satellite
Scatellite: a poopy satellite
Four forgeries make a fourgery
Ten fountains make a founten
Atmossphere: a mossy atmosphere
Problemish: a problematic blemish
Is anyone working on making weakends stronger?
How about a breakslow for those who want a leisurely breakfast?
Sometimes, when you move onward, you can change your mind and move offward
Don’t you have to intest something before you can improve it?
Can something negated be posigated?
Can the despised be lovised?
I want to uptrodden the downtrodden
Let’s downset the upset
Erace: To erase race in a post racial society
Deducktion: Removing a duck
Simplepound: Less simple than a simpleton, but still simple.
Hapee: When peeing goes really well
Embarrassmint: Embarrassment that unexpectedly leaves a fresh taste in your mouth
Alternatives to “hello”: hellhi & heavenlo
Laddertude: The latitude brought to you by a ladder
Neutering a cat should be called catstration
When melons and cauliflower combine, they get a bit melancholyflower.

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