A Daisybrain Post You Must Read

by esotERICa

Good product names:

A line of teas …

Humili-Tea
Improprie-Tea
Intellectuali-Tea
Irresistibili-Tea
Electrici-Tea
Humani-Tea
Trus-Tea

I shall invent an absurdist style of music full of existential dread. And I shall call it Albert Camusic.

Peter Pancake — The name I would give my pancake restaurant

Bad Product Names:

A line of teas …

Tea-Pee
Tead Off
Incompatabili-Tea
Ethnocentrici-Tea
Tea-Thing
Abduct-Tea
Indic-Tea
Arres-Tea
Ampu-tea

My hair salon shall be called Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow.

Neologisms:

Elevenative: follows tentative
Harmoney: Money that comes from harm
Euphivia is one better than euphoria
Some syllables are only just possyllable
Sateheavy: a heavy satellite
Scatellite: a poopy satellite
Four forgeries make a fourgery
Ten fountains make a founten…