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Walk softly and carry a big schtick.

  • Sometimes, I just feel like going into a little room and sitting alone, all by myself for a while. I called that room the bathroom.
  • Gently massaging my kale is not good enough, restaurant. I really need you to give it cognitive therapy. …

Here are some things never before said on the internet! I call them Google virgins:

  1. If you don’t already have one, change your name to an Indian name. This can be either from the country of India or from Native America. Or both: Running Ashwaganda
  2. Insert the word “energy” into every sentence, Running Ashwaganda
  3. With positive energy, insert the word “vibration” into every sentence.
  4. With…


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