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Nov 24

Comedy! Because I say it is!

Fresh brain squeezings from daisybrain: I heard Instagram is going to to change the name of their app in the United States to Instaounce. If you go on a second quest, it’s a request If I had a sock store, I would call it This Store Socks Bigtime. I don’t…

Jokes

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Comedy! Because I say it is!
Comedy! Because I say it is!
Jokes

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Nov 18

Public Health Timeline

Here is a timeline, as best as I can recall without doing any pesky research, of public health advice from the Media: 1950: Meat, starch and dairy will keep you healthy. 1962: Make your kids drink juice. It has vitamins. 1965: Mercury is good for your teeth. Fill your cavities…

Humor

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Public Health Timeline
Public Health Timeline
Humor

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Nov 7

Here’s are some truths from me, your writer:

In our society’s idea of “justice,” there is always injustice. We should fight war, not wars Clicking “like” and reposting makes not one wit of difference in world events. When you repost something that causes you outrage and supports your political beliefs, you are speeding up the self-destruction of our…

Truth

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Here’s are some truths from me, your writer:
Here’s are some truths from me, your writer:
Truth

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Nov 5

Wordrow

😶 Books I shall write: Communismplicity — a simple guide to communism Socialismplicity — a simple guide to socialism Capitalismplicity — a simple guide to capitalism There are two types of definitions: Meaning — the definition of a mean word Niceing — the definition of a nice word 🤫 Sometimes…

Humor

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Wordrow
Wordrow
Humor

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Nov 1

My Statement on Statements

I am very important. And so I must release a statement on the current topic of concern. Because there are always new topics of concern, I shall make a statement that will cover them all. The current situation is one of deep concern to others and therefore to me. While…

Parody

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My Statement on Statements
My Statement on Statements
Parody

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Oct 30

Messages Sent!

Another lesson learned from the Trump years … We send messages to the world! Messages! That’s our job. We send them through Twitter & through bombs. Sometimes we send them through hush money. Here are our some of most recent messages: Hello world! We can blow you up! Hi World…

Trump

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Messages Sent!
Messages Sent!
Trump

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Oct 26

What Does Nonviolence Mean in the Face of Violence?

What does nonviolence mean in the face of violence? This was a question asked a lot in the United States in the wake of the September 11, 2001 attacks. People came to workshops I co-facilitated on nonviolence with this question. We are currently in a cultural milieu where no one…

Nonviolence

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What Does Nonviolence Mean in the Face of Violence?
What Does Nonviolence Mean in the Face of Violence?
Nonviolence

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Oct 23

Are Rock Lyrics Sexist?

I’ve always despised the sexist lyrics of Simon & Garfunkel’s Homeward Bound, which includes the despicable lines: Home where my love lies waiting Silently for me. What a great role for a woman: to lie in bed silently until her man, who’s out on the road seeking public adoration, bestows…

Sexism

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Are Rock Lyrics Sexist?
Are Rock Lyrics Sexist?
Sexism

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Oct 16

Alphabet Story

An apple always appreciates anything advertised as “Astronomical!” Bees basically break beauty basics because bees behave badly. Can cream cheese cure cancer? Definitely don’t do Daddy’s dirty deeds. Every enchanted egg entering elementary education eventually earns enlightenment. Finnegan freezes fish farts for fun. Great God girl! Granny’s grown gigantic gonads! …

Word Play

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Alphabet Story
Alphabet Story
Word Play

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Oct 11

The American Myth of Goodness

The following essay was written during the Trump presidency. These are the lessons I learned, and I think it’s important not to forget … Barack Obama was the master of stirring rhetoric evoking our nation’s imperfect past rooted in a perfect ideal. Everything was always framed in a way to…

Democracy

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The American Myth of Goodness
The American Myth of Goodness
Democracy

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